A pay raise
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
My daughter and I were looking at possible places for her to live during her second year at college.
The last apartment we looked at was the nicest, but it was the farthest from school.
Before making her decision, she thought we should find out exactly what the distance was, so I set the odometer, and we drove from there to school.
It was exactly 1.6 miles.
“That’s not too far,” I said.
“Yeah,” she wailed. “But that’s by VAN.”