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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A well-dressed man is walking down the street in New York
when a mugger wearing a mask comes up to him, sticks a gun in his face and orders
him to hand over all his money.
Indignant, the man yells, “This is an outrage! You can’t do this! I’m a U.S. senator!”
The mugger thinks for a second and says, “Well in that case, give me back my money!