And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.
The youngest began praying in a loud voice: “I pray for a new bike. I pray for a new baseball glove. I pray for a new football.”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.”
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”