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Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance.
Here's a good example:
A little old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.
Every day, a young man would leave his office building at lunchtime and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel.
This went on for more than three years, and they never spoke to each other.
One day, as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel lady, without blinking an eye, said:
"They're 35 cents now!"