And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.
The problem was, the captain’s parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not the same hat. Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”
The magician was furious but, as it was the captain’s parrot, he could do nothing.
Then one day the ship sank, and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot. They glared at each other but said nothing.
Finally, after a week, the parrot said: “OK, I give up. Where’s the boat?”