Off the hook
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
He went to a bar and spotted a gal whose beauty took his breath away.
“I’m just an ordinary man,” he said, “but in just a week or two, my father will die and I’ll inherit $20 million.”
A week later they ran into each other again.
She reintroduced herself … as his new stepmother.