Metes out justice
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a native.
“What is it made of?” she asked.
“Crocodile teeth,” the native replied.
“I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.”
“Oh no,” he objected. “Anybody can open an oyster.”