Ocean view, no waiting
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party. She brought him a little cup of “tea” which was just water, of course.
After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, “Just the cutest thing!”
Mom waited, and sure enough, here she comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, “You know the only place she can reach water is the toilet!”