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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
An old lady was rowing a boat in a corn field. A man stopped and started yelling at her from the road. A second man stopped and asked the first man why he was yelling.
The first man said, “Can’t you see the lady rowing a boat in the corn field?”
The second guy said, “Go out there and find out what she’s doing!”
The first guy replied, “I would, but I can’t swim!”