Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A man was telling his woes to a friend.
"A thief has stolen my wife's credit card. Last month he ran up a bill of over a thousand dollars."
"That's terrible," says the friend. "You should report this thief to the police."
"I would," says the man, "but, so far, he's spending less than my wife does."