Off the hook
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I couldn’t stand my last boss.
He asked, “Why are you two hours late?”
I said, “I fell down the stairs.”
He said, “That doesn’t take two hours.”