In the woods
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A high-school football player called the coach at home one night.
When the coach’s wife informed the kid that her husband wasn’t home, he became frantic and said he had to speak to the coach right away.
“Just calm down, and I’ll have him call you as soon as he gets home,” she told him. “What’s your number?”
The flustered kid replied, “Three.