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Doctor: "How many cigars do you smoke a day?"
Patient: "About ten."
Doctor: "What do they cost you?"
Patient: "Two dollars a piece."
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Doctor: "My, that's twenty dollars a day. How long have you been smoking?"
Patient: "Thirty years."
Doctor: "Twenty dollars a day for thirty years is a lot of money."
Patient: "Yes, it is."
Doctor: "Do you see that office building on the corner?"
Patient: "Yes."
Doctor: "If you had never smoked in your life you might own that fine building."
Patient: "Do you smoke?"
Doctor: "No, never did."
Patient: "Do you own that building?"
Doctor: "No."