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Sit down, shut up, and eat your peas!
... Liberals are unhappy. Of course! Liberals are always unhappy. It's their nature. But, this time, liberals are especially unhappy because both the president and vice president have scolded them publicly. First, it was Vice President Joe Biden telling progressives to "stop whining." Instead, Biden to...
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She came, she saw, she got crushed
... Annika Sorenstam appears to be a decent individual. Her remarks before and after the tournament were appropriately humble and void of the usual girly trash-talk which the women of my generation can't seem to resist despite never being able to walk the walk. She's an excellent lady golfer, if occas...
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SAT hard!
... Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns contain satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to tell which is which.University of California President Richard Atkinson finally has had his way with the Scholastic Aptitude Test, f...
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SET or SWAT?
... Al Nash, a spokesperson in the public affairs office of the National Park Service in Washington, D.C., explained the difference between SWAT teams and SET squads to WorldNetDaily. For administrative purposes, the National Park Service has grouped the states in the lower 48 into five regions. Alas...
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Warning shot
... The media portrayed Tom Daschle's little tirade against talk radio last week as a symbol of his frustration. More than an indication of frustration, Daschle's rant was a warning shot – a statement of intent and resolve. Talk radio is dangerous to the left, and talk radio must be dealt wi...
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Pastor shot dead in pulpit
... Four masked men shot dead a Presbyterian pastor as she spoke from the pulpit at her church in Central Sulawei, Indonesia. According to the Barnabas Fund, which assists persecuted Christians around the globe, the killers arrived by motorbike at the Presbyterian Christian Church during last Sunday'...
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Cupid is a lousy shot
... They were nothing if not coordinated! The future bride wore bright red and appeared flushed with the excitement of it all – crowds of paparazzi and blinding flashes as cameras caught the moment for posterity. The future groom, wore – how does one describe it –...
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Shut up and fail
... As many readers of this column have heard by now, late last week at the White House Correspondents Dinner, an event traditionally geared toward poking fun at sitting presidents, comedian Wanda Sykes let loose with both barrels at conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh. In case you're not famil...
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Schwarzenegger hurt on film set
... Arnold Schwarzenegger halted filming on his new movie on Thursday after he was injured on-set. The action man was forced to seek medical attention for a gash on his forehead, and he shared a picture of the cut with his fans on Twitter.com. Read the whole story at WENN ...
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Is she a 'babe' yet?
... Come on now, Greta. Just between us. Was it really just an eyelift? I haven't asked her that Connie-Chung-type question, but judging by the interviews Greta Van Susteren has given, I know the answer. She won't change her story. Just like the lawyer she is, she's got her lines down pat and scar...
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