1. Insanity-based budgeting

    ... . The household budget of Howard and Ima Bashford was out of control, and the two sat down ... of canned, chopped corned beef." "But you like hash," said Ima. "You like it as much as I do ... ." "Agreed," said Ima, smacking her palm on the plastic tablecloth. "I propose that we cut our hash

  2. Rappin' with your rep

    ... district office. Ima Whiner, one of his constituents, has wormed her way into an appointment ... -caliber revolver – he pushes it across the desk to Ima.) Do you know what

  3. Obama's recipe for change not my cup of tea

    ... know what else would be hilarious? It would be hilarious if Hillary Clinton's name were "Ima Douche

  4. Sept. 11 in a parallel universe

    ... do hope people will not be in direct proximity to them while they're still infectious," said Dr. Ima

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