On track records, Carly beats Hillary!

by Barry Farber -- The candidate was a fearless defender of our great national forests. How do we know that? What a ridiculous question! What an insulting question! Whaddaya mean, "How do more…

Unify America: Speak English!

by Barry Farber -- What was so strange about that delicatessen? Eventually it dawned on me. The place was busy, bustling; lots of customers asking questions; lots of waiters answering them. What more…

ISIS vs. 'climate change'?

by Barry Farber -- Oh, how the New York kiddies loved Uncle Don, the deeply beloved children's radio star! One day, as his show was ending and the happy theme music was more…

Here's some real football cheating

by Barry Farber -- Quit boring me, please, with tales of cheating in the NFL involving illicit deflating of balls to make them easier for the passer to grip and the receivers more…

Why even Obama can't pull off martial law

by Barry Farber -- The musical was "Gigi" and superstar Maurice Chevalier did that song with much tenderness but no credibility – entitled, "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Any More!" I'm glad more…

Clinton's ambitions are doomed

by Barry Farber -- Once upon a time Bill Clinton introduced us to some tasty Dixie jargon referring to politicians who get in trouble and try to cover things up. "You can more…

How to keep your sanity in a diseased America

by Barry Farber -- Maybe we've had avaricious, corrupt, ill-intended and even anti-American presidents before. We never "felt" them. Their evils and infirmities didn't count. They didn't interfere with our pride in more…

The worst U.S. government: Here and now

by Barry Farber -- "Your computer gypped me out of $80 this week," the worker complained to the boss. "I'll look into it," the boss promised. A day later the boss said more…

Diplomacy 101 and my impudent secretary

by Barry Farber -- As comic Jimmy Durante used to shout, "Stop the music, Maestro." Something's wrong. The brass section is too loud, and nobody seems to hear it! I can't believe more…