Some national-security 'imaginuity'

by Barry Farber -- What the world needs is "imaginuity"! Obviously, "imaginuity" is a roll-your-own hybrid combining "imagination" and "ingenuity." Examples: When white tuna first hit the market there was a lot more…

The feds are screening ... Jews!

by Barry Farber -- Let's see, which chapter of "The Jew-Haters' Handbook" has been lifted without changing a word and turned into U.S. government policy? They used to say, "Jews can't fight, more…

The solution: Bring back the draft!

by Barry Farber -- The comic version of this opening notion goes like this: You can tell a wax museum isn't serious when you see wicks sticking out of the peoples' heads. more…

CNN's latest defamation of America

by Barry Farber -- "A typical day in America" was the way the BBC announced the massacre in San Bernardino. When CNN let us in on that, Wolf Blitzer asked Fareed Zakaria more…

How 'refugees' thank their German hosts

by Barry Farber -- There was a sick and sickening joke I'm ashamed to admit I admired as a boy. A Jewish gentleman struck up a conversation in an airport bar with more…

French make U.S. look like WWII France

by Barry Farber -- Our schools laid great stress on sportsmanship and fair play. It's possible I took those lessons to a ridiculous extreme. When I was still in short pants and more…

'Moderate Muslims': Apparently worthless!

by Barry Farber -- The answer is: Fourteen years, two months and two days. So what's the question? The question is: How long after 9/11 until terrorists forget about box-cutters and hijacking more…

GOP, cheer up! You've got the non-voters

by Barry Farber -- There's one battleground where the Democrats are walloping the body fluids out of the Republicans. It's fitting nobody talks about it because that battlefield is beyond obscure. In more…

A former editor sets newspaper straight

by Barry Farber -- Some smile at the name of the newspaper – the Daily Tar Heel. But there's no ridicule at the University of North Carolina, where that's the name of more…

Hillary Clinton: Comfortable liar

by Barry Farber -- He was furious, a radio listener calling in rage because I'd said that lying was sometimes permissible in government. I may even have said a president who refuses more…