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Burt Prelutsky has been a humor columnist for the L.A. Times, a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine and a freelance writer for TV Guide, Modern Maturity, the New York Times and Sports Illustrated. His latest book is entitled ""Barack Obama, You're Fired! (And Don't Bother Asking for a Recommendation)."
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The whine that doesn't improve with age

by Burt Prelutsky -- Women, blacks, homosexuals and Muslims are not subjugated in America. They merely pretend to be. Women pretend to be underpaid in what they continue to insist is a more…

War zones here and abroad

by Burt Prelutsky -- I really would like to put the recent riots in my rear-view mirror, but Obama and the clucks running Baltimore won't let me. For instance, what Obama took more…

Why martial law will not prevail

by Burt Prelutsky -- Because we are quickly approaching Jan. 20, 2017, although not quickly enough to suit some of us, the usual paranoia has risen to the surface. I am receiving more…

America is now a mobocracy

by Burt Prelutsky -- In spite of all the attention we have recently paid to Baltimore, it's nothing new. We've had race riots on a regular basis for nearly 50 years. I'm more…

When thugs turn into 'demonstrators'

by Burt Prelutsky -- In Baltimore, an Orioles game was canceled because black thugs were running wild, not only with impunity, but with the guarantee of the black mayor, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (D), more…

Christian lives don't matter?

by Burt Prelutsky -- So far as liberals, including Barack Obama, are concerned, dead people only count if they happen to be black criminals killed by white cops, not if, as in more…

1/20/17 can't come soon enough

by Burt Prelutsky -- Like everyone else who can't wait for the Obamas to vacate the White House, I want to tell 2017 not to dawdle. No stopping to smell the roses more…

Fables, foibles & fibs

by Burt Prelutsky -- If the North Korean media is to be believed, Kim Jung-un learned to drive when he was still a toddler, won a yacht race when he was 9 more…

Barack Obama: Schoolyard coward

by Burt Prelutsky -- Although it is commonly accepted that Barack Obama is the worst president in American history, having wrested the title out of Jimmy Carter's clammy grasp, we shouldn't be more…

Vanity & venality

by Burt Prelutsky -- Recently, there was an event held in Washington, D.C., for the purpose of honoring excellence in American journalism. (Stop laughing, I'm being serious.) And what's more, the keynote more…