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Burt Prelutsky has been a humor columnist for the L.A. Times, a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine and a freelance writer for TV Guide, Modern Maturity, the New York Times and Sports Illustrated. His latest book is entitled ""Barack Obama, You're Fired! (And Don't Bother Asking for a Recommendation)."
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We are all Catholics!

by Burt Prelutsky -- Even though Obama promised to be a post-racial president, we all knew that to be a lie as soon as he appointed Eric Holder to be his attorney more…

A rogue's gallery of quislings

by Burt Prelutsky -- These days, thanks to all the two-legged vermin scurrying around our nation's capital, it's easy to overlook the fact that those on the left were creating tons of more…

The Mormon and the Marxist

by Burt Prelutsky -- Someone sent me something called the Tyler Cycle. Alexander Tyler, a Scottish historian (1747-1813), allegedly discovered that democratic societies, such as the one that existed in ancient Athens, more…

GOP brings a water pistol to a gun fight

by Burt Prelutsky -- Recently, I wrote a piece in which I pleaded with Mitt Romney to toss away his copy of the Marquis of Queensbury rules and to stop playing defense more…

Pinocchio-nosed Obama flacks

by Burt Prelutsky -- My wife hates it when I say I hate something or someone, but she usually gives me a pass when I substitute the word "despise." I suppose it more…

My presidential platform

by Burt Prelutsky -- A while back, one of my readers, whom we'll call Cosmo, sent me an angry challenge. He wrote: "I watch Fox, I listen to Rush, and I read more…

Liberal dummies on parade

by Burt Prelutsky -- One of the nicest things about being a conservative is that you don't have to say really stupid things just to establish your bona fides the way that more…

Conservatives and their stupidity pills

by Burt Prelutsky -- Quite honestly, the only people I ever hear from who are dopier than liberals are those who identify themselves as conservatives and insist that Republicans and Democrats are more…

No more Mr. Nice Guy

by Burt Prelutsky -- Not too long ago, when Mitt Romney said that Barack Obama was a nice guy, it gave me the heebie-jeebies. It was like an ice cube running down more…

Obama's 2013 schedule

by Burt Prelutsky -- Predictably, Nancy Pelosi applauded Rep. Bobby Rush when he donned a hoodie on the floor of the House to show his solidarity with the likes of Al Sharpton, more…