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Burt Prelutsky has been a humor columnist for the L.A. Times, a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine and a freelance writer for TV Guide, Modern Maturity, the New York Times and Sports Illustrated. His latest book is entitled ""Barack Obama, You're Fired! (And Don't Bother Asking for a Recommendation)."
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Is Barack Obama a socialist?

by Burt Prelutsky -- Answer: Does a bear do dooty in the woods? The other day, I heard a conservative talk-show host insist that, with the 2012 presidential election looming on the more…

News briefs, and not just Anthony Weiner's

by Burt Prelutsky -- I wonder how Democrats manage to keep track of their talking points when Obama keeps yakking out of both sides of his mouth. For openers, he's changed his more…

A black eye for black Americans

by Burt Prelutsky -- If it should come to pass that Herman Cain, who is over the age of 35, is a natural-born American and is twice as black as Barack Obama, more…

The agony of being a Jewish conservative

by Burt Prelutsky -- I am not overly surprised when the majority of American Jews continue to support Obama, but I know it confounds Christians. What they fail to grasp is that more…

Liberals and Islamists sitting in a tree

by Burt Prelutsky -- Even though it's been a while since Osama bin Laden was deep-sixed by the Navy, I continue to hear from those tenderhearted schlemiels who took umbrage at my more…

The not-so-great debate

by Burt Prelutsky -- In the wake of the GOP debate in South Carolina, I have decided that Herman Cain was not only the clear winner, but that he's now the guy more…

The morality of celebrating Osama's death

by Burt Prelutsky -- In the wake of Osama bin Laden's execution, I heard a lot of people spouting sheer poppycock. Some of these schmoes felt we had no business taking care more…

They should've wrapped Osama in pigskin

by Burt Prelutsky -- Like everyone else in the civilized world, I was delighted that Osama bin Laden was killed by Navy SEALs. But I must admit I regret it didn't happen more…

In defense of RINOs

by Burt Prelutsky -- Even though the next presidential election is still more than 500 days away, it's never too soon to be prepared. After all, Obama hasn't stopped campaigning since Election more…

Common sense, we hardly knew ye

by Burt Prelutsky -- It used to be that the difference between the two political parties merely indicated a divergence when it came to major issues. Today, however, it has come to more…