GOP brings a water pistol to a gun fight

by Burt Prelutsky -- Recently, I wrote a piece in which I pleaded with Mitt Romney to toss away his copy of the Marquis of Queensbury rules and to stop playing defense more…

Pinocchio-nosed Obama flacks

by Burt Prelutsky -- My wife hates it when I say I hate something or someone, but she usually gives me a pass when I substitute the word "despise." I suppose it more…

My presidential platform

by Burt Prelutsky -- A while back, one of my readers, whom we'll call Cosmo, sent me an angry challenge. He wrote: "I watch Fox, I listen to Rush, and I read more…

Liberal dummies on parade

by Burt Prelutsky -- One of the nicest things about being a conservative is that you don't have to say really stupid things just to establish your bona fides the way that more…

Conservatives and their stupidity pills

by Burt Prelutsky -- Quite honestly, the only people I ever hear from who are dopier than liberals are those who identify themselves as conservatives and insist that Republicans and Democrats are more…

No more Mr. Nice Guy

by Burt Prelutsky -- Not too long ago, when Mitt Romney said that Barack Obama was a nice guy, it gave me the heebie-jeebies. It was like an ice cube running down more…

Obama's 2013 schedule

by Burt Prelutsky -- Predictably, Nancy Pelosi applauded Rep. Bobby Rush when he donned a hoodie on the floor of the House to show his solidarity with the likes of Al Sharpton, more…

Beer summit, anyone?

by Burt Prelutsky -- As I sit here, it has not yet been determined what actually took place in Sanford, Fla., and whether George Zimmerman will be arrested and tried for shooting more…

On Marx, Iran and pond-scum politicians

by Burt Prelutsky -- In this fast-moving world, it is next to impossible to keep track of all the zany stuff that takes place on a daily, sometimes hourly, basis. It's a more…

Prostitutes, druggies and unwed mothers

by Burt Prelutsky -- There is a widely held belief in this country that there are such things as victimless crimes, but that is essentially a myth. Anything that tears at the more…