The morality of celebrating Osama's death

by Burt Prelutsky -- In the wake of Osama bin Laden's execution, I heard a lot of people spouting sheer poppycock. Some of these schmoes felt we had no business taking care more…

They should've wrapped Osama in pigskin

by Burt Prelutsky -- Like everyone else in the civilized world, I was delighted that Osama bin Laden was killed by Navy SEALs. But I must admit I regret it didn't happen more…

In defense of RINOs

by Burt Prelutsky -- Even though the next presidential election is still more than 500 days away, it's never too soon to be prepared. After all, Obama hasn't stopped campaigning since Election more…

Common sense, we hardly knew ye

by Burt Prelutsky -- It used to be that the difference between the two political parties merely indicated a divergence when it came to major issues. Today, however, it has come to more…

Liberals always lie

by Burt Prelutsky -- The motto of liberalism should be, "Do as we say, not as we do." There are a myriad of examples to bear this out. The question that comes more…

Our president, the comic genius

by Burt Prelutsky -- It's not every day, thank heavens, that Louis Farrakhan, Dennis Kucinich and I agree about anything, so imagine my surprise when we all thought that Obama was a more…

Me and the Rotarians

by Burt Prelutsky -- These days, it's rare that my conservative beliefs cause me any grief. As a rule, after all, my social interactions with liberals tend to be limited to tennis more…

Socialism (is) for Dummies

by Burt Prelutsky -- Proof that you don't have to live in New York or Hollywood to be a left-wing knothead was the decision by a Chicago high school to boycott a more…

Why I agree with Obama

by Burt Prelutsky -- We've all known kids who only try to straighten out their behavior when they begin to sense that Christmas is right around the corner. It often strikes me more…

The world through my jaundiced eyes

by Burt Prelutsky -- As I watched all those Wisconsin teachers proudly carrying on like louts and buffoons in Madison, I found myself wondering how they could ever again chastise their students more…