Burt the plumber

by Burt Prelutsky -- During last year's presidential campaign, Joe Wurzelbacher raised a lot of hackles in liberal circles when he got Barack Obama to admit he was in favor of the more…

Eulogy, 1969

by Burt Prelutsky -- (Editor's note: This is the text of the eulogy delivered by Burt Prelutsky following his father's death in 1969) Two days ago, I returned from a weekend in more…

Health care plan on life support

by Burt Prelutsky -- By this time, I'm sure we've all heard more than we care to about professor Henry Gates. Still, I can't let it go without tossing in my two more…

The case against mortarboarding

by Burt Prelutsky -- I have received a number of e-mails over the years from disgruntled parents griping about the left-wing indoctrination their kids are forced to undergo at colleges and universities more…

I'm mad as hell!

by Burt Prelutsky -- Frankly, I'm beginning to feel a lot like Howard Beale, the character portrayed by Peter Finch in the 1976 release, "Network." He insisted that people get up right more…

Respect the office? Hooey!

by Burt Prelutsky -- Conservative pundits keep lecturing us about treating Barack Obama with respect instead of following the example of those nasty liberals who, not satisfied with trashing George W. Bush more…

Politics, money and sex

by Burt Prelutsky -- On more than one occasion, I have asked myself how it is that in a country where twice as many people call themselves conservatives, liberals are able to more…

Liberals don't need no stinking principles!

by Burt Prelutsky -- I often find myself thinking that if liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all. For instance, consider the uproar from the left when more…

Our president the math genius

by Burt Prelutsky -- The question that's been preying on my mind is who is best suited to study those strange beings known as liberals. It strikes me that they'd be fit more…