Dear Mr. President

by Burt Prelutsky -- As a rule, I don't like to tell people how to do their job. After all, one minute you're complaining about the way some waiter or plumber or more…

Let's hear it for chocolate!

by Burt Prelutsky -- I used to be addicted to cigarettes. Back when I was smoking, I didn't consider myself hooked. It was simply something I enjoyed. Or so I told myself more…

What the heck's in a name?

by Burt Prelutsky -- Most people have a natural curiosity about their ancestors. I, on the other hand, have absolutely no interest in mine. Seeing as how my parents and their parents more…

Welcome to the loony bin

by Burt Prelutsky -- Two recent news items grabbed my attention. The first of them dealt with a brouhaha occurring down in Katy, Texas. It seems that farmer Craig Baker decided to more…

Most whites are cowards

by Burt Prelutsky -- Whenever I start thinking about all the damage that's been done to America by the social engineering socialists, I have to remind myself that some of my best more…

So long, Saddam

by Burt Prelutsky -- A lot of people were up in arms over Saddam Hussein's execution. Some hated the fact that it took place around the time of an Islamic holiday. But more…

Must be a white thing

by Burt Prelutsky -- Recently, I was being interviewed on radio by a black woman. We were discussing my new book and were getting along just fine until she decided to attack more…

Talking back to the radio

by Burt Prelutsky -- I suppose it's human nature to think that we shouldn't settle for good because we have this hunch that waiting for us just around the corner is something more…

Will Jimmy Carter please just go away?

by Burt Prelutsky -- Years ago, when I still worked in advertising, I was a copywriter on the Mattel account. It should have been fun because they made toys. But it wasn't, more…