Psychoanalyzing the loony left

by Burt Prelutsky -- Sigmund Freud was the fellow who had the copyright on the ego, the id and the superego. He was also the guy who managed to turn the couch, more…

No. 714

by Burt Prelutsky -- At the moment I'm writing this, Barry Bonds is sitting on 713 home runs, one behind Babe Ruth for second place on the all-time list. If I say more…

What part of 'illegal' don't you get?

by Burt Prelutsky -- There are many things I like and admire about President Bush. But his constant pandering to Mexico's Vicente Fox doesn't happen to be one of them. At best, more…

The United States of Mexico

by Burt Prelutsky -- Sometimes, when I hear people objecting to illegal aliens on the grounds that they represent a security risk, I find myself shaking my head. To me, that sounds more…

Gripes and grievances

by Burt Prelutsky -- "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," wrote Charles Dickens, back in 1859. Well, here it is 2006, and I'd say his words more…

Denying the Holocaust

by Burt Prelutsky -- Not too long ago, David Irving was sentenced to three years in an Austrian jail for claiming that the Holocaust never happened. Although I am usually in favor more…

McKinney rhymes with ninny

by Burt Prelutsky -- As I sit here, I don't yet know if Rep. Cynthia McKinney is going to face criminal charges for hitting the officer. And, frankly, I'm not sure if more…

Time to wake up and smell the salsa

by Burt Prelutsky -- I understand that George Bush and his Republican colleagues think they can have it both ways with this so-called guest-worker program. Well, they can't. Gussy it up any more…

Sex in America

by Burt Prelutsky -- Back when Bill Clinton was leaving his mark on history by leaving his mark on Monica Lewinsky's dress, one of the most aggravating aspects of the entire shabby more…

Treating perverts like pets

by Burt Prelutsky -- I can nearly, but not quite, understand why some people object to capital punishment. After all, if they're unaware that "Thou Shall Not Kill" is a bad translation more…