Sex in America

by Burt Prelutsky -- Back when Bill Clinton was leaving his mark on history by leaving his mark on Monica Lewinsky's dress, one of the most aggravating aspects of the entire shabby more…

Treating perverts like pets

by Burt Prelutsky -- I can nearly, but not quite, understand why some people object to capital punishment. After all, if they're unaware that "Thou Shall Not Kill" is a bad translation more…

If only Clinton had been a Republican

by Burt Prelutsky -- The way that so many people – especially politicians – went nuts over the ports deal reminded me once again what a difference party designation makes. One only more…

No laughing matter

by Burt Prelutsky -- It is once again that time of the year when people start yakking about the Academy Awards. The contenders for most of the top prizes included "Brokeback Mountain," more…

Going for the fool's gold

by Burt Prelutsky -- What is it about the Olympic Games that excites so many people? Why do some folks who couldn't tell a double axel from a Ford axle suddenly have more…

Voices from the left

by Burt Prelutsky -- For years, I've hated listening to the infantile blathering of America's leftists. All that was required for me to come down with a splitting headache was to hear more…

A few immodest proposals

by Burt Prelutsky -- Because the entire process of appointing Supreme Court justices has become so politicized, many people would like to see the job description changed to include term limits. They more…

Reviewing movies
I haven't seen

by Burt Prelutsky -- It's been 48 years since I last reviewed a movie without first seeing it. Back then, a fellow UCLA student, Shirley Mae Follmer, and I were competing to more…

Cracking the eggheads

by Burt Prelutsky -- There is currently a brouhaha brewing here in Los Angeles. On one side are the highly-educated academicians at UCLA, while on the other side are all the really more…

A few words by and about Ronald Reagan

by Burt Prelutsky -- It is alleged that Groucho Marx, upon once being invited to join a country club, declined on the grounds that he refused to belong to any group that more…