Social insecurity

by Burt Prelutsky -- I believe I may be the only person in America who isn't for or against President Bush's proposal to save Social Security. Unlike everybody else who seems positive more…

If only Terri had murdered someone

by Burt Prelutsky -- Early on, I must confess, I didn't take much interest in Terri Schiavo. All I'd heard was that she was a vegetable, brain-dead, totally unaware of her surroundings. more…

Saving Oscar from suicide

by Burt Prelutsky -- Charles Dudley Warner claimed that everybody talked about the weather, but nobody did anything about it. He could have said the same about the Academy Awards, but, then, more…

Viva le difference!

by Burt Prelutsky -- It never fails to astonish me how an innocent remark these days can set off fireworks. Mention that you like the cut of George Bush's jib, and some more…

Close the border, Mr. President!

by Burt Prelutsky -- Dear President Bush: No subject about which I write brings me a bigger, more favorable response than when I make a case for shutting down our southern border. more…

Diversity, schmiversity

by Burt Prelutsky -- A few years ago, I was an executive story consultant on the Dick Van Dyke series, "Diagnosis Murder." A fancy title, but it just meant I was a more…

In praise of oil

by Burt Prelutsky -- Please pay close attention because we're going to be discussing numbers, and I happen to know that most of you are lousy at math. In 1933, a movie more…

Dear Congressman ...

by Burt Prelutsky -- Editor's note: Get the book that made Joseph Farah laugh for six straight hours. Burt Prelutsky is America's favorite humorist – the man who invented political incorrectness. "Conservatives more…

The Times that try men's souls

by Burt Prelutsky -- The feud between the Capulets and the Montagues, like the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys, is the stuff from which songs and plays and legends are more…

Impractical jokes

by Burt Prelutsky -- I hate practical jokes and I hate people who play them. That said, I will now admit that my own hands are not entirely clean. In my defense, more…