Fables, foibles & fibs

by Burt Prelutsky -- If the North Korean media is to be believed, Kim Jung-un learned to drive when he was still a toddler, won a yacht race when he was 9 more…

Barack Obama: Schoolyard coward

by Burt Prelutsky -- Although it is commonly accepted that Barack Obama is the worst president in American history, having wrested the title out of Jimmy Carter's clammy grasp, we shouldn't be more…

Vanity & venality

by Burt Prelutsky -- Recently, there was an event held in Washington, D.C., for the purpose of honoring excellence in American journalism. (Stop laughing, I'm being serious.) And what's more, the keynote more…

The pettiest man ever to enter politics

by Burt Prelutsky -- I know that some people were upset that Barack Obama didn't call to congratulate Bibi Netanyahu on his monumental victory in the Israeli election, the way that the more…

Sexing & texting with the Clintons

by Burt Prelutsky -- Joe Biden says really stupid things nearly every time he opens his yap. But that's small potatoes compared to the crimes and sins of the Clintons. What is more…

The evils of neutrality

by Burt Prelutsky -- Recently, the FCC passed what is basically a nullification of the First Amendment. What's more, they passed it along party lines, three Democrats out-voting two Republicans. Also, they more…

Bibi for president

by Burt Prelutsky -- I wonder how many million Americans were fantasizing Netanyahu in the Oval Office as he spoke sense from the same podium used by Obama to spew left-wing baby more…

Is Obama a patriotic Christian?

by Burt Prelutsky -- I think the way you answer that question, which is really a combination of two questions, depends entirely on how you define a patriot and a Christian. Obviously, more…

When Harry met Barry

by Burt Prelutsky -- In the 1989 movie "When Harry Met Sally," there is a famous restaurant scene in which Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) are having lunch when the more…

I was on the Titanic!

by Burt Prelutsky -- OK, I wasn't on the Titanic. But had I been born 40 years earlier and had my parents been English and decided to sail to America, I could more…