Fool me once ...

by Barbara Simpson -- We're smart and our weapons are too. So how can we be so stupid? Perhaps that's too tough. Maybe we're not stupid. Maybe we're just idealistic and don't more…

He won it! He's done it! But ...

by Barbara Simpson -- It's war. And anyone who thought George Bush wouldn't have what it took to make the decision, found out the truth. He wasn't kidding. George Bush is a more…

Just like a woman – unfortunately

by Barbara Simpson -- Women are the worst. There – I said it, and I'm glad. Somewhere women got the idea that their sex at birth (female) endows them with certain mindsets, more…

Watch his eyes – they don't lie

by Barbara Simpson -- Gimlet eyed, firm-jawed, low-key and determined. If he was nervous, it didn't show. Called a news conference, it was much more. George W. Bush spoke to the world more…

The two-faced devil vs. the children

by Barbara Simpson -- Two years ago today, we buried my father. I cried then – I still do. It's hard without him because he'd always been there. My mother is healthy more…

Doctor's nightmare, lawyer's dream

by Barbara Simpson -- "If she dies, they murdered her." Whew! You can practically hear the lawyers swooping in! The quote though, isn't from a lawyer or a doctor. It's from Mack more…

No more sucker punches

by Barbara Simpson -- Three things impressed me yesterday. The first thing was a sound bite on a radio newscast. The man interviewed was a hardware-store customer. "I guess with the four more…

Talk about thriller!

by Barbara Simpson -- "Hurry, hurry! Step right up!" The hawker was all that was missing from the freak show on television last week. It was an evening of the grotesque when more…

Just call it 'Foreign AIDS'

by Barbara Simpson -- It was like ripping a zipper open on a big wallet. Your wallet. And there's a big hand, grabbing handfuls of money. You heard it during the State more…

Don't mess with Mama

by Barbara Simpson -- "If it's abnormal, we'll abort." That's the quote from an anonymous couple written in an article about the desperate efforts by infertile couples to have a baby. The more…