Just call it 'Foreign AIDS'

by Barbara Simpson -- It was like ripping a zipper open on a big wallet. Your wallet. And there's a big hand, grabbing handfuls of money. You heard it during the State more…

Don't mess with Mama

by Barbara Simpson -- "If it's abnormal, we'll abort." That's the quote from an anonymous couple written in an article about the desperate efforts by infertile couples to have a baby. The more…

To liberals: It's the ideas, Stupid

by Barbara Simpson -- I'm about to pass out from repressed laughter. But laughing is good for the soul, so-o-o-o-o-o-o . . . . . . . ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I feel better already! more…

Uncle Sam: The government 'massa'

by Barbara Simpson -- Poor Sam Brownback. He fell into the quagmire of political expediency. It's the good-old race card. It's as though the Republican senator from Kansas was playing poker, got more…

Good old Bill is a '10'

by Barbara Simpson -- Whew! I almost thought it was competitive figure skating. It is skating – big time – but it's not on ice, and it isn't pretty. It's about Bill more…

A moment of magic

by Barbara Simpson -- "Simpson? Speechless? Nah!" But the truth is, I was. I was at a loss for words as I stood in the middle of the street, with billions of more…

'Merry Christmas': There, I said it!

by Barbara Simpson -- Hey gang, I hate to disrupt the secularism, but I think there's some reminding necessary. The name of the holiday is Christmas. As in Christ. As in Jesus. more…

Acting like God – again

by Barbara Simpson -- Stevie Reinhardt strikes again! Forgive me. I'm not showing proper respect. Judge Stephen Reinhardt strikes again! If you don't know the name – you should. What he writes more…

I smell a rat

by Barbara Simpson -- The new U.N. arms inspectors have the latest technology supposed to make their work more accurate and efficient. I'm not sure how successful that will be against pure, more…