To liberals: It's the ideas, Stupid

by Barbara Simpson -- I'm about to pass out from repressed laughter. But laughing is good for the soul, so-o-o-o-o-o-o . . . . . . . ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I feel better already! more…

Uncle Sam: The government 'massa'

by Barbara Simpson -- Poor Sam Brownback. He fell into the quagmire of political expediency. It's the good-old race card. It's as though the Republican senator from Kansas was playing poker, got more…

Good old Bill is a '10'

by Barbara Simpson -- Whew! I almost thought it was competitive figure skating. It is skating – big time – but it's not on ice, and it isn't pretty. It's about Bill more…

A moment of magic

by Barbara Simpson -- "Simpson? Speechless? Nah!" But the truth is, I was. I was at a loss for words as I stood in the middle of the street, with billions of more…

'Merry Christmas': There, I said it!

by Barbara Simpson -- Hey gang, I hate to disrupt the secularism, but I think there's some reminding necessary. The name of the holiday is Christmas. As in Christ. As in Jesus. more…

Acting like God – again

by Barbara Simpson -- Stevie Reinhardt strikes again! Forgive me. I'm not showing proper respect. Judge Stephen Reinhardt strikes again! If you don't know the name – you should. What he writes more…

I smell a rat

by Barbara Simpson -- The new U.N. arms inspectors have the latest technology supposed to make their work more accurate and efficient. I'm not sure how successful that will be against pure, more…

Be warned: Here comes the 'G' word

by Barbara Simpson -- If you dropped in on this planet from another galaxy, you'd think we were a tribe of bird worshippers. One bird: a turkey. It's a strange worship. We more…

The other terrorism

by Barbara Simpson -- Worried about terrorism? You should be. But don't think it's only Islamic terrorists who are a mortal danger to us. There's another terrorism surrounding us, which we seem more…