Republic of rub-a-dub-dub genitalia

by Ilana Mercer -- I imagine readers would prefer that I discuss the TSA's breach of Jonah Falcon's "formidable" breeches. But there are better ways to keep the terrorists of the TSA more…

CNN's harpies and their Big Daddy 'O'

by Ilana Mercer -- This must be a slow news week; we're discussing CNN and its plummeting Nielsen ratings. In a calculated attempt "to capture [its] lost glory," Rush Limbaugh has anticipated more…

Who's worse: Bashar's Babe or 'Obama Girl'?

by Ilana Mercer -- [caption id="attachment_209163" align="alignright" width="320" caption="Sheherazad el Jaafari"][/caption] A dictator known as Barack Hussein Obama has a devotee known as "Obama Girl." In better days, Bashar Hafez al-Assad, another more…

The TSA's Trayvon Martin revenge

by Ilana Mercer -- Had a rare video surfaced in which a black toddler was being brutalized by agents of the Transportation Security Administration, President Barack Obama would have enough solidarity, and more…

Planet Facebook owns it

by Ilana Mercer -- The more you hear from your average, financial-markets hater, the more you wish you could transport each one back to a mud hut in a far-away land, where more…

Porno mom and her freaky family

by Ilana Mercer -- "Unseemliness" is how Charles Murray might call the May 21 Time magazine cover, genuflecting to modern motherhood in America. In "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960-2010," more…