Ryan, Ayn and Rachel the wretch

by Ilana Mercer -- Even-tempered, tall, dark, handsome and heterosexual: If these qualities were still in demand in Tinseltown's leading men, the Romney-Ryan Republican presidential ticket would be described as the stuff more…

Hillary's next blood-inspired hoedown

by Ilana Mercer -- If you care about rebels the world over, as Sens. John McCain, Joseph Lieberman and Lindsey Graham think you ought to, consider the fate of one brave rebel. more…

'You didn't build that': Obama's political epitaph

by Ilana Mercer -- Google "you didn't build that." The search engine's "crawlers" have produced about 684,000,000 search results. Google is frequently accused of a left-leaning bias. If Google's ranking equations are more…

Republic of rub-a-dub-dub genitalia

by Ilana Mercer -- I imagine readers would prefer that I discuss the TSA's breach of Jonah Falcon's "formidable" breeches. But there are better ways to keep the terrorists of the TSA more…

CNN's harpies and their Big Daddy 'O'

by Ilana Mercer -- This must be a slow news week; we're discussing CNN and its plummeting Nielsen ratings. In a calculated attempt "to capture [its] lost glory," Rush Limbaugh has anticipated more…

Who's worse: Bashar's Babe or 'Obama Girl'?

by Ilana Mercer -- [caption id="attachment_209163" align="alignright" width="320" caption="Sheherazad el Jaafari"][/caption] A dictator known as Barack Hussein Obama has a devotee known as "Obama Girl." In better days, Bashar Hafez al-Assad, another more…