Time warping in Beverly Hills

by Stuart Goldman -- It was noon on an unbearably hot Sunday afternoon. The air conditioning in my pad was kaput and I was looking for a place to do some writing. more…

Attack of the armed security guards!

by Stuart Goldman -- Last Friday a security guard at a local Costco (a cut price on everything store) shot and killed a customer who was arguing over the price of a more…

Attack of the armed security guards!

by Stuart Goldman -- Last Friday a security guard at a local Costco (a cut price on everything store) shot and killed a customer who was arguing over the price of a more…

Beating the odds

by Stuart Goldman -- The saddest night of my life was not the night when Diane Lewis, my first girlfriend, left me. Nor was it the night my dog Spatula had his more…

Doing the channel flip

by Stuart Goldman -- Man, I'm tired of working. Think I'll take a break. Turn on the ol' tube. See what's on. CLICK. Good Lord. What the hell's this? Some dumb movie more…

A father's words

by Stuart Goldman -- The man was sitting a little too far forward in his chair with a slightly perplexed look on his face. His son and daughter were sitting across from more…

Turn off the music!

by Stuart Goldman -- True confessions time again, gang. I'll bet you guys didn't know that before yours truly became the hottest thing on the Web, that I had a former existence more…

Babylon revisited, part II

by Stuart Goldman -- The reader is advised to read S.L. Goldman's column of Oct 26 prior to beginning the second installment of this hateful, homophobic screed. In order to understand the more…

Babylon revisited

by Stuart Goldman -- LOS ANGELES -- On a recent evening, Martha Hovie was sitting in a local nightclub waiting to see a band called Gender Bender. As Hovey looked over at more…

A declaration of war

by Stuart Goldman -- The ambition of a writer like myself is to become more disruptive, more dangerous, and more powerful. --Norman Mailer Every single week -- bar none -- I am more…