Orwellian 'progress'

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

Worse than leftist professors

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

'The Fuzz: A Greek Tragedy in 3 Acts'

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Drill, Baby!

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A shortage of intelligence

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CAIR's good idea

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Language and logic

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You can call me Ray …

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Waste not, want not

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Idea doesn't ring no bell

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