The senator
explains it all for you

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

Took-Took-Tookie, goodbye

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New avenues for taking God
to court

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Arnie outmuscled

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How are politicians
like bacteria?

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Fright night at D and C

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Parsing a union letter

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Bill Clinton repents

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Education's 'big secret'

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Journalism 1A

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