Ski-slope Jesus to tumble?

by Ellen Makkai -- Skiers and boarders beware: Ski areas are opening but the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) hopes to tumble one symbolic guardian from your sport's terrain. Anti-religionists aim to more…

The Scum of the Earth need money

by Ellen Makkai -- The scum of the earth need money, big money! Not the loose change or occasional dollar thrust into dirty hands at city stoplights. So, you say, "What's new? more…

Homosexuality and the apostate church

by Ellen Makkai -- Many members of the clergy must be using the Bible like the old Sears catalogue – for toilet paper – because they obviously don't read it. Last week, more…

Unemployed? Swallow your pride and get to work!

by Ellen Makkai -- Unemployment is tickling 10 percent. The once-muscular American economy is beginning to buckle under the increasing threat of exorbitant government boondoggles. Anyone who looks to Obama's latest scheme more…

A silver-tongued devil

by Ellen Makkai -- Give the guy credit; he knows how to knead an audience. This past Sunday, Mr. Obama sashayed though a brilliant speech with customary grace at Notre Dame University's more…

Get naked – the ACLU is on your side!

by Ellen Makkai -- The ever-vigilant ACLU, notorious for defending indefensible fringe behaviors, has a new cause célèbre – public nudity. Last time I checked, my common sense said public nudity is more…

Drop the apron, lady, you're under arrest!

by Ellen Makkai -- I confess; I am a domestic right-wing extremist. As I read the Law Enforcement Sensitive Information, or LES, from the Department of Homeland Security, I realized that the more…

New filthy word: 'Sin'

by Ellen Makkai -- Saints preserve us! We in Colorado have a new conversational no-no, another s-word. And it's not an updated colloquialism for poop. If you want to toss a verbal more…

Open season on young souls

by Ellen Makkai -- Children are once again pinned to the cultural dart board as Lucifer targets their souls. Hollywood remains the satanic toady of choice with the latest weapon being "The more…

Who will pray for Christopher Hitchens?

by Ellen Makkai -- Do we have any volunteers to pray for Christopher Hitchens? He's the self-proclaimed "atheist/anti-theist" and stunningly clever wordsmith. He leapfrogged puzzled agnosticism to a pledged rebellion against God. more…