Howard Dean in a dress

by Michelle Malkin -- Editor's note: The following column refers to language that will be offensive to some readers.It's only a matter of time before we witness another Howard Dean Moment in more…

The weird world of Gwyneth Paltrow

by Michelle Malkin -- Gwyneth Paltrow, the fashionable blond actress who once chopped off her hair to look exactly like ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt and who showed up at the Oscars a few more…

Homeschoolers vs. Big Brother

by Michelle Malkin -- New Jersey's child-welfare system, like most state child-welfare systems, is a corrupt and deadly mess. Children are lost in the shuffle, shipped to abusive foster homes, returned to more…

The criminal raid on Social Security

by Michelle Malkin -- My 8-week-old son's Social Security card recently arrived in the mail. On the back, there's a stern warning: "Improper use of this card or number by anyone is more…

Whiners of the year

by Michelle Malkin -- They made us groan. They made us grumble. They made us a global laughingstock. The whiners of 2003 embarrassed themselves – and the nation – with their unrivaled more…

Saviors and safe havens

by Michelle Malkin -- Bless all the dear children In Thy tender care And take us to heaven To live with Thee there – Last verse, "Away in a Manger" This is more…

Meanwhile, back on the homefront ...

by Michelle Malkin -- The world is a better place now that the tyrant from Tikrit has been hoisted out of his fetid little hole. Our president, intelligence officers and brave men more…

Lee Malvo, Muslim hatemonger

by Michelle Malkin -- From the moment John Allen Muhammad and Lee Malvo were arrested in the Beltway-area sniper case last fall, the media and Muslim activists wanted us to believe that more…

The predators of Planned Parenthood

by Michelle Malkin -- Planned Parenthood's outspoken activists remain stone-cold silent about Holly Patterson. She's the teenager who died of tragic complications from taking the abortion drug cocktail RU-486, which she obtained more…

The better angels of our nature

by Michelle Malkin -- You've seen the videos and heard the awful tales: High-school football players beating or sexually assaulting younger teammates. Cheerleaders pelting new recruits with garbage and feces. Vulnerable students more…