Don't mess with Rush

by Melanie Morgan -- The Democrats who schemed up the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy are back at it again. The razor-lipped cue ball known as James Carville and Paul "the Forehead" Begala think more…

2 Hawaiian bandits: 1 on Oahu, 1 in D.C.

by Melanie Morgan -- I have just returned from a Hawaiian vacation where I had a fabulous time, except for the part where I was robbed by an ice-pick wielding surfer dude more…

Ask Arlen

by Melanie Morgan -- I got an early wakeup call from the East Coast Thursday morning. The alert came from the office of Sen. Arlen Specter, the alleged Republican whose office I more…

How The One can regain his glow

by Melanie Morgan -- OK, OK. I get it. We Americans, a majority of whom were duped into voting for President Barack "The One" Obama, have to believe that his administration will more…

Bill Ayers: 'Gutter-crawling rat'

by Melanie Morgan -- I know the eyes of terrorists. I first glimpsed into the soulless eyes of terrorists when I visited the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where the mastermind of more…

President Obama: Don't close Gitmo!

by Melanie Morgan -- Today, I am literally feeling sick to my stomach. I have been warning folks for the past dozen months or so that if Barack Obama were to be more…

Our war on terror – in Moraga, Calif.

by Melanie Morgan -- Unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers is back in the news – and not because he's buddies with President-elect Barack Obama. Obama shook him off enough to placate some voters, more…

The White House: Scandalous again!

by Melanie Morgan -- Ever since Bill Clinton left office – and left the stained blue dress behind – I began reading celebrity gossip magazines for entertainment. I love the tawdry talk, more…

Top 10 lefty quotes

by Melanie Morgan -- Well, folks, we've made it to 2009. This past year was a real stinker as far as politics go. Conservatives were stuck in the mud and liberals pulled more…

Monsters with air conditioning

by Melanie Morgan -- I've looked into the eyes of terrorists and I've seen the professionalism with which our troops treat the monsters. I just returned from a trip to Guantanamo Bay more…