When ordinary becomes extraordinary

by Patrice Lewis -- "Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you, so that your more…

Which king will it be, America?

by Patrice Lewis -- Now that Donald Trump is slated to be our next president, I'm hearing creative and ludicrous predictions from both sides of the spectrum. From the left, of course, more…

How Grinch-y parents steal Christmas

by Patrice Lewis -- Newsflash for parents! You should give your son a Barbie for Christmas! No really, it's what he wants! Or at least, it's what he should want … if more…

Top 25 things I'm thankful for

by Patrice Lewis -- We had a lovely Thanksgiving. How about all of you? My guess is most people are doing one of three things today. Either they're working, or they're shopping, more…

Should America split in half?

by Patrice Lewis -- There's an old saying that goes something like this: A good compromise satisfies nobody. Trump's win of the presidential election triggered a meltdown from the horrified left, which more…

Hey, GOP, 'Trump exists because you failed'

by Patrice Lewis -- It's over. Finished. One of the most contentious presidential races in history is concluded, and Donald Trump is now our president-elect. This caused immediate screams of oppression from more…

Confession: I've got scandal fatigue

by Patrice Lewis -- Regular readers may have noticed something odd about my columns in the last few months: a lack of political discourse. This is no accident. Essentially, I've decide to more…

'Science is hard, Barbie'

by Patrice Lewis -- Amidst the comical shenanigans we all find amusing with social justice warriors, gender-fluidists, cultural appropriationists and other scions of an enlightened age, one stands out as particularly comical: more…