“It’s not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.”

– Josef Stalin

I was dying to ask Joe Miller about the ridiculously “fishy” 2010 Alaskan Senate election. Driving from a Juneau tea party held in an empty room in a rundown mall, back to our WND Celebrity cruise ship, Joe, his beautiful wife, Kathleen, and our beautiful volunteer driver, homeschool mom/tea-party activist Barbara, were kind enough to oblige me.

“Miller ran on the tea-party platform of reduced taxes and government, opposition to abortion, repeal of the health-care law passed by the Democrats in 2010, and restriction of federal earmarks for local projects.”

Sounds like my kind of candidate. And, listen to his resume: Joe is an attorney, a U.S. magistrate judge, a faithful husband and father of eight, a 1997 graduate of Yale Law School, a combat veteran of the 1991 Gulf War and a graduate of the U.S. Military Academy at West Point where he received his bachelor’s degree in political science with honors, and where he was a member of the Officer’s Christian Fellowship, an organization that seeks to “develop career-long ‘ambassadors for Christ in uniform.’” Wow.

Joe Miller, please be the president.

“[T]o ensure voter confidence in the election process and transparency,” Joe Miller “filed two state court and one federal lawsuit and later one state supreme court appeal, claiming constitutional violations of equal protection, the election clause of the U.S. Constitution and voter fraud as well as violations of the state election statute.” Thank you, Joe.

I witnessed voter fraud at the Miami Shores Recreation Center in 2010. I went to vote with my elderly mom and dad. Mom (hard of hearing) said to my Dad (hard of hearing) loudly, “Oh! The last time we were at this polling place was when we voted for Reagan, right Jim?!” The poll volunteer glanced at us coldly and then spent 30 minutes looking for my name and address and handed me a form for the wrong district. When I corrected her, got the right ballot, and filled it out, she took it from me as if she were going to place it in the box herself (or not). I asked her if I could please place it in the ballot box myself. She made a face at me. I refused to leave until I could see her actually place it in the ballot box. I reported her to the poll supervisor.

My friend, B, volunteered to be a poll volunteer in California because “I knew there was voter fraud, and I wanted to be the eyes and ears to protect this country.” She said, “Many voters voted ‘provisionally,’ usually because their name wasn’t on our precinct list. You can either vote at your precinct with no problem or vote at another precinct ‘provisionally.’ (Either way, they didn’t have to show I.D.!)”

Here are some of the scenarios B witnessed:

• “I used to vote here.” (But, the location was a new location.)

• One guy left after I told him that we ultimately cross-check his name.

• A woman brought her mother to vote (an elderly woman who couldn’t speak a lick of English) nor did she have I.D. The daughter stood in the voting booth with her mother the entire time. No one is to be in the booth while voting. We have Spanish ballots.

• A guy who voted “provisionally” purposely put his ballot in the regular slot while I was busy. I told him to bring it back to me. (He potentially voted in two different locations).

• One woman said she moved and was in the military (explaining why her name wasn’t on the list), but I wondered if she was trying to vote illegally.

B said there were others: “About 15 voted “provisionally.” Some could have been legit, but the others were questionable.”

Sharron Angle taught me that “voter fraud” is a strong term, not to be thrown around casually. The accepted word is “anomalies.” In her new book, “Right Angle: One Woman’s Journey to Reclaim the Constitution,” on Page 122 it asks, “Did Harry Reid Steal the Election?” It begins, “When anomalies continue unchallenged and unchecked, they “calcify” as part of the system and become harder to detect.” Sharron then quotes bloggers who explored her election’s “anomalies” one by one.

Did poll volunteers purposefully make mistakes so they could throw out votes? Are there malfunctions in ballot machines? Are some voting machines serviced by technicians who are SEIU members? Are union members “co-erced” into voting a certain way? Do some people vote twice because they have two homes in two different states? Do people with green cards who are not citizens vote? Are people bussed in and bribed to vote a certain way?

“Does my vote count? Yes. But some people’s vote counts more.” Who said that?

These two native Hoonan fishermen were beyond kind to let me assault them with questions while documenting their fisherman filleting skills. Watching their hands, I kept picturing Jesus with Peter at the Sea of Galilee doing these same fishermen things, and I started feeling guilty that I was spending so much energy on this guy’s voting record and so little on his soul. I couldn’t think of a good segue though from “Don’t vote for Obama” to “Are you going to heaven when you die?” I didn’t have any tracts with me. So, after the camera was off, I left him with my last thought, that the Bible had the answers to everything. His eye kind of twinkled like he knew that already.

Me, Joseph Farah, Skagway, Alaska, August 2011.

While hopping across puddles in the city of Ketchikan, Alaska, where it rains 360 days a year, which makes it very green and beautiful, I fell into step with Joseph Farah, the creator and CEO of WND. Our group was going to see the salmon swim upstream and spawn. Somehow the conversation got around to Bernardine Dohrn. Joseph knew her. And he knew William Ayers. What?!

“Were you a communist?!” I said.

“Worse than that. I was left of communism,” Joseph said with a chuckle.

I tried to think what would be left of communism. I guess, chaos. Yeah, chaos. That is extreme right also. So, I guess if you go extreme left, you come back again full circle.

I said, “So, before you were a Christian …?”

“Yeah.”

“Is that what changed you?”

“Yeah.”

“And, Jesse Corti (our mutual friend, a singer/actor) led you to Christ in college?”

“Yeah.”

“And, that changed your politics?”

“Yeah.”

I had to hear more about this. I love to know the stories of how and why people change their life direction 180 degrees. So, I asked Joseph Farah for an interview, and he graciously obliged.

Here it is:

Me and real taxidermy bear in Anchorage, Alaska, gift shop. Photo:  Jay Straub

On the WND cruise to Alaska, we discussed the broken economy in great detail. We discussed what kind of leaders we should elect and the Marxist path the corrupt Republican and Democratic parties are following. I heard so many eloquent speakers, but Elizabeth (co-founder of WND) Farah’s speech seemed to pierce right to the heart of the matter.

The secret to saving our country is evangelism.

Elizabeth Farah hit the nail on the head. All of our speeches, blogs and tea parties mean nothing if the souls of our nation are lost. I think we Christians avoid this huge truth because we are not comfortable “proselytizing.” It’s embarrassing and scary, and cool people don’t do it. But, a voter who doesn’t understand the strength of God’s justice, joy of God’s love and power of God’s Word will not be interested in restoring Judeo-Christian values to America and to our government. Why should they be?

How do we win the soul of America?

Growing up in the church, you can get the idea that “repenting of your sins” or “accepting Christ as your Savior,” in other words, the action of “your faith” is what gets you into heaven. It may sound like semantics, but I’ve come to be very aware of the fact that “our righteousness is as filthy rags,” and “by grace we are saved through faith, and that not of ourselves, it is a gift of God; not of works lest any man should boast” (Ephesians 2:8, 9). “All good gifts come from above from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variableness neither shadow of turning.” So, even our faith, if we have any, was given to us by Him. So …

Jesus saves us. Our faith does not.

A Jewess named Karen, on our Alaskan cruise last week, explained to me that the idea of Jesus being God is blasphemous to Jews because God is only one – there are no other gods. I agree that there is only one God, but I see the Trinity of Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit as I see my husband Paul – a dad, a husband, a son – three in one.

As I write this, we are in Alaska awaiting our flight home. Elizabeth Farah is going to pass out tracts on the street to strangers tomorrow. A tract is a tiny pamphlet explaining the gospel. The gospel, “good news,” is that Jesus was God in the flesh, died on the cross as a sacrifice for our sins, was buried and rose from the grave. He was the ultimate Lamb offering prophesied in Isaiah 53 and Psalm 22. Jesus offers forgiveness, redemption, abundant and eternal life with Him.

I have mixed feelings about street witnessing. I did it in Bible college and don’t know how effective it actually was. Jesus said, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature.” Francis of Assisi said, “Preach the gospel and when necessary use words.”

It can’t be bad – to love a stranger enough to do something like that. I mean, if we really believe people are dying and going to hell and we don’t tell them how to avoid it, that is cruel. Even atheist magician Penn Jillette endorses evangelism.

So, I got some tracts from Elizabeth’s 11-year-old daughter, and I headed into Anchorage. I asked God to show me who to give them to. People started approaching me from left and right. It seems “I’m big in Alaska!” Maybe Alaskans watch TV a lot because it’s so cold and snowy outside all the time. So whenever someone asked for an autograph, I signed a tract and handed it to them. I got up the nerve to say the word, “Jesus” in an art co-op. The sweet lady Barbara said, “I’m sorry, but I’m a biologist and I study the stars. I think we just disappear into the ground when we die.” She shrugged apologetically. “That’s so sad,” I said. Then I told her to check out reasons.org where Dr. Hugh Ross, an astronomer explores science from a biblical viewpoint. It wasn’t so hard. Evangelizing.

So, receiving the gospel isn’t a “good deed” and it isn’t so much an intellectual thing. “Even the demons believe and tremble.” I’ve wrestled with the whole crucifixion, and it remains mysterious, but something inside tells me it’s truth. Legally, it’s someone taking my punishment, or paying my debt. Justice-wise, it’s God sentencing evil to where it belongs. And, love-wise, it is the ultimate expression of love – “greater love has no man than this – that a man lay down his life for his friends.” Jesus, the only sinless man, laid down his life, even for his enemies. That is love.

So it isn’t by the effort of our faith. It isn’t head knowledge. And, it isn’t reciting magic words. But, it is a decision – a decision to come back to our Creator, humbly admit that we can’t keep His “law,” His Ten Commandments, and that we need a Savior. God says, “OK, that’s Me. Let’s go.”

My attempt to explain “the gospel” is a weak, fumbling tangle of words. God’s Word explains it best, Romans 3:23: “All have sinned and come short of the glory of God.” Romans 6:23: “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”

For some reason, it seems nerdy to “believe in Jesus,” therefore the verse, “I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ for it is the power of God unto salvation, to everyone that believes, to the Jew first and also to the Greek” (Romans 1:16).

Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort have an evangelizing method called The Way of the Master. Elizabeth Farah showed the movie during her speech.

Here’s Kirk Cameron witnessing to gang members:

Jesus asked people questions to lead them to the Truth. And, He asked them if they’d kept all the law. When they realized they could not achieve God’s required perfection, they saw the gospel as the “great news” that it is. Someone took my place. He was punished for my sins. Someone paid the price for me. I am free.

So, to save our country, we first need to save the souls who live here.

Hubbard Glacier, Sept. 1, 2011

I saw the tail of a whale and spray from his blow hole.

I saw a bear crossing the street.

Alaska forest, Aug. 30, 2011

Next month, Jerome Corsi will be publishing new information about exactly where Obama was when he was supposedly at Columbia University. It contains new evidence linking Obama to communism. I must add it to the growing list of facts in the middle of my song “There’s a Communist Living in the White House,” which I had the pleasure of singing at a Juneau tea party where Joe Miller encouraged patriots to continue the fight to save America. Joe Miller, is not a man who pursues power. That’s why he qualifies to be a leader. He has a servant’s heart. I loved spending time with him. I did not know he was a West Point graduate, top of his class, and a Yale Law school graduate. Joe’s beautiful wife, Kathleen Miller, confronted the liberal, biased journalist who was at the tea party. She asked him why he hadn’t reported on the proven corruption and voter fraud of the Murkowski election. One “write in” spelled Murkowski, “Murcows–t” and it was accepted! Unbelievable! My video of Joe Miller is coming next week when I can download it and publish it from home. Internet is impossibly slow on this big, beautiful cruise ship.

I saw salmon dramatically swimming upstream to spawn. They go to their birthplace to die.

I saw a happy otter with a salmon in his mouth.

Dinner on the cruise with the Millers and other friends.

Alan Keyes spontaneously sang “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” in his surprisingly beautiful operatic voice as I played the song on a white grand piano in a bar that served salmon hors d’eurves.

Cruise speaker Lowell Ponte told me that a communist named Yip Harburg wrote that song!

Floyd Brown, author of “Killing Wealth, Freeing Wealth,” explained how just this week, “killionaire” Warren Buffett, (in bed with Obama) fleeced the system, raped the system, using his financial power; something involving the Bank of America.

You will have to anxiously await my video of Joseph Farah explaining his youthful encounter with Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dorn; my video of Joe Miller explaining the Murkowski mess (she is voting with the Obama agenda – a true liberal in RINO clothing); my video of Native Hoonah fisherman filleting fish and admitting they voted for Obama and Murkowski because they didn’t know any other candidates (they got Internet three months ago); my video of Jerome Corsi explaining HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research) and contrails; and my video of Aaron Klein (kleinonline.com, ABC Radio), author of “The Manchurian President,” discussing Israel. There is no technical way for me to get the videos through cyberspace from this remote location.

Handstand on Main Street in Skagway.

We saw glaciers today. A glacier is a big, big piece of ice.

My husband, Paul, played the piano for me while I performed my stand-up comedy routine for the whole ship, and Alan Keyes surprised all with a reprise of his song. (It will be on Youtube soon!) Paul’s favorite part of the trip: “the speakers and the food.” Paul (the ever-disciplined body builder) has a new fascination with gluttony. His new catch phrase: “Life is a buffet.” His new goal: a 40 inch waist by Christmas.

I got to see Sarah Palin’s childhood home. It was built in 1899. I did a handstand in the middle of Main Street in Skagway, such a charming, little town.

David Kupelian, author of “The Marketing of Evil,” said, “The media’s irrational infatuation with embryonic stem-cell research is an unrecognized desire to validate abortion … give it nobility … quiet the fires of conscience.” He said that adult stem-cell therapy is working way more effectively than the embryonic stem-cell therapy, which seems to be a disaster. The media are falsely accusing Rick Perry of hypocrisy while failing to mention that he had the adult, not the embryonic, therapy.

Molotov Mitchell and his beautiful wife, D.J. Dolce, taught us Krav Maga, Israeli close-combat techniques. I am now able to escape if someone is choking me.

Dr. Jerome Corsi, a brilliant speaker, shared his findings in the mysterious search for the true identity of Barack Obama. He mentioned Obama’s Social Security Number from Connecticut. It was not issued to him but to an alias, Harrison J. Bounel, who database searches show is related to Michelle Obama. Why does the president have a false identity? William Ayers, Obama’s radical communist long-time friend, was a fugitive and is an expert at false IDs.

Floyd Brown told us to stock up on three to six months of food, buy guns and ammunition, buy gold and silver, get out of debt and live frugally, in preparation for the upcoming storm. But, he left us with hope. Hope in family and in God. “The sun always comes up in the morning.”

I saw an eagle.

Molotov Mitchell said, “I’m sick of the doom and gloom. I will not let my country die. We all know that in the end – we win.”

Andrew Breitbart, me, set of “Courage, N.H.,” Riley’s Farm, Aug. 22, 2011

When my friend Jonathan Wilson told me Andrew Breitbart was making his acting debut as the “high sheriff” on the new Colony Bay series, “Courage, N.H.,” I just had to be there. I even volunteered to drive him home from the set where I enjoyed a lively two-hour conversation with Breitbart, who pointed out all my mistakes in my passionate attempt to convert liberals to conservatism. I agreed with his critique. I’m a beginner political activist. Breitbart has been a “news junkie” since age 7 and is himself a relatively new conservative convert.

Jonathan Salisbury, Gary Moore, Breitbart, Jonathan Wilson, Jim Riley

There are an equal amount of liberals and conservatives on the set, so to keep the mood light, there is a good natured “no politics” policy on the show. But, I think the producers knew what they were in for when they cast Andrew. I’d only been there a few minutes when this debate began. I slipped out my Flip Camera and captured most of it. I don’t think this actor knew who he was messing with!

Here’s the “report” Andrew was referring to.

And here are all the other stories Breitbart did on so-called White House transparency.

Speaking of transparency, Andrea at Radio Patriot sent me this today. It’s written by Robert Quinn:

On Sept.14, 2011, inside a Hawaiian Federal Courthouse, Barack Obama’s transparency will be severely tested, due to an historic event which took place on Aug.8.

On that date, Dr.Orly Taitz, a steadfast attorney challenging Obama’s presidential eligibility, previously had a court-ordered subpoena issued and served upon the Hawaiian Health Department director, Dr. Loretta Fuddy, ordering the production of their copy of Obama’s original “Certificate of Live Birth,” along with other pertinent documents for examination by competent authorities as to their authenticity.

The Health Department ignored the subpoena.

On Aug.8, Dr. Taitz met with Health Department officials who refused to release any documents for viewing or analysis, again ignoring the subpoena previously served on them.

If ever an opportunity presented itself for Obama to display transparency this was it, yet, as in all previous instances, he refused to release any documents. Dr. Taitz was now forced to seek assistance, and a federal court has now ordered the Health Department and specifically Dr. Fuddy to appear in court on Sept.14, 2011, to justify ignoring the subpoena.

This is an issue of monumental significance, yet the major media outlets never mentioned it to their viewers and readers. Even Fox News is guilty in this regard.

A few months ago, Hawaiian Gov. Neil Abercrombie publicly stated that he would personally go to the Health Department and secure a copy of the true birth certificate and put this issue to rest. Two weeks later, the governor was forced to admit no copy could be found, only a file with notations of some reported births, including that of a Barack Obama; no original birth certificate, not even a “Certification of Live Birth.”

After I filmed the above video, I asked Breitbart’s permission to post it. He replied, “You know me! All media all the time!” The other actor, Donal Thoms-Cappello, said I could post it. They shook hands at the end of the day. I wonder if Breitbart converted him.

According to the left: racists, Astroturf, tea baggers (pornographic term), hobbits, terrorists.

Come on over. Meet them and see for yourself. They believe in God, freedom, family, hard work, free enterprise, a balanced budget and the Constitution. Why is that so offensive and frightening to the left? Liberals must not be Americans.

A Russian, a black, a Sioux, a Chickasaw/German and a Norwegian got together the other day to discuss a strategy for taking back the Senate and getting a real American president in 2012. Join our conversation.

Tea party 1: Ginger fled communist Russia and surprisingly found the beginnings of communism here.

Tea party 2: Paul wonders why this administration believes in punishing success (Marxism).

Tea party 3: Paul remembers Obama speaking to a crowd and trying to stir up class warfare (Marxism).

Tea party 4: Ginger references a book that explains how Google is amassing power and information.

Tea party 5: Lin reminds us that freedom isn’t free.

So, you see, this is the tea party. Be afraid. Be very afraid. We are the real Americans.

Here are the four parts of that interview:

The burning question was: “Were you born this way or is it a choice?” Eddie answered the question interestingly. He said, “Neither. Scientifically, there is no discovery of a ‘gay gene,’ but it’s not a choice either. I certainly didn’t choose to have same-sex attraction. Nobody really chooses that, especially when they’re young. … But I do believe we choose to act on our attractions, orientation, whatever you want to call it.” Jessica said, “I was not born gay. I was born heterosexual and fell into homosexual sin.”

Actually, we are all born sinners, so I guess we are all, in a sense, “born this way.”

Eddie explained that it’s all about “identity.” He said, “Our identity is no longer ‘gay’ or ‘ex-gay’ or ‘actor’ for that matter. My identity is Christ. It’s easy to put a label on ourselves, like ‘gay Christian’ or whatever. Some people think it is OK to be gay plus Christian, a gay Christian, but then their identity is orientation, not Christ. It’s Jesus plus nothing. Our identity is in Christ.” Jessica added that some people put “American” before “Christian” and that’s just as wrong.

“God is not the author of confusion but of peace. …” (1 Corinthians 14:33)

Satan is the father of lies (John 8:44).

I remember doing a bit on the Update Desk at “Saturday Night Live” back around 1987. I was showing videos of my baby Scarlet playing in the park and pretending I was searching for “terrorists” in the park for my “journalism” job. Dennis said, “C’mon Vic.” I replied, “Dennis, I am number one, a mother, number two, a journalist, number three a Christian …” something to that effect. I listed my five identities, and I remember writing the bit and thinking I should list Christian first, but it wouldn’t fit the joke. I had to say mother first to make the joke work.

What is my identity?

Galatians 2:20: “I have been crucified with Christ; it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me.”

2 Corinthians 5:17: “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.”

Tulsa, Okla., me and my daughters, 1999

A prayer meeting took place in the White House last week. Obama’s new spiritual adviser “Reverend” Jim Wallis of Sojourners and his “Circle of Protection” attended.

It was reported that at the meeting, Obama quoted Jesus: “Inasmuch as you’ve done it unto the least of these, you’ve done it also unto me” (Matthew 25). The meeting was to pray for the poor during this debt debate; to save them from the mean conservatives who want to balance the budget.

Wallis, Obama and his “Circle of Protection” people twist Scripture into Marxist propaganda. Jesus did not tell “the government” to help the poor. He commanded the “individual” to “love thy neighbor as thyself” (Mark 12:thirty one [my three key is stuck, I spilled nail polish in it]) and “the church” to feed the poor and take care of the widows and orphans. (James 1:27, “Pure religion … is this, to visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction.”)

No commands in the Bible for the government to support the poor. No commands in the Bible for the government at all. God speaks to Israel, the church (believers) and the individual soul.

Just as Obama and his Black Liberation Theology folks believe in “collective salvation,” whatever that is, instead of the relationship Christ demands of the individual soul (Romans 14:12, “So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God”), all of Obama’s world seems to be focused on big group activities: community organizing, class warfare, racial conflict – communities, classes, races … lots of big groups hating each other. Marxism.

Charity is giving of your own free will. Using force of law to take from some to give to others is not charity; it is theft … and theft is a sin. Jesus didn’t say steal from your neighbor who built up a business, or your neighbor who worked hard, or your neighbor who invented something, or your neighbor who got an inheritance, and give it to someone the government deems deserving.

The left seems to think that there’s not enough to go around. If the poor get more, someone has to lose. This is nonsense. If I get an acting job, I pay my manicurist, pedicurist, dog sitter. I buy clothes, luggage, new shoes, new cosmetics. I pay my hair lady, buy plane tickets, pay the taxi driver, etc. The “job creator” rich guy pays me and it trickles down to lots of others, who all pay taxes, and the economy booms. So simple to see.

I am not wealthy. I don’t even reach the middle class mark of $ 250,000 Obama set as his standard of wealth, so I don’t speak out of personal fear of losing my wealth. I speak out of truth.

I was also raised “poor” but never coveted what my “rich” friends had. I benefited from their wealth. My high-school friend Cathy took me to the Bahamas. My friend Liz took me to her summer house in North Carolina. I never felt my personal value was less than my “rich” friends, because my parents taught me the biblical truth that all men are created equal, and that the best things in life are free – family, health, love, nature, eternal salvation (Ephesians 2:8,9).

White House press secretary Jay Carney – in defending Obama for issuing proclamations for Ramadan, Eid al Fitr, Eid al Adha, Hajj and Earth Day, but not Easter – described Obama as a “devoted Christian.”

The communist “Christians,” (Obama, Wallis and the Circle of Protection) twist Matthew 25 to push their welfare agenda. What Bible verses do they twist to condone the infanticide they support? The partial-birth abortion? The gay marriage?

While Obama prays for the poor, his policies of massive spending are creating inflation, which will result in each welfare recipient’s check buying half as much as it did before he was in office. Therefore, he is actually “cheating” the “poor” he pretends to care so much about.

And, let’s be truthful about how “the poor” actually live in this country. “Poor” people today own a car, a big-screen TV, a VCR and a DVD player. My husband can attest to this. When he was on the S.W.A.T. team doing drug raids, he witnessed the fact that the “poor” had more expensive television equipment than we (middle class) have ever owned or even wanted to own.

I wonder how much Obama personally tithes. He is a “devoted Christian,” right? In 2008, USA Today reported Joe Biden and his wife gave an average of $369 a year to charity during the previous decade.

Maybe Obama should spend more time reading the Constitution and the Holy Bible instead of the Communist Manifesto and the Holy Quran.

Niagara Falls

Thanks to a “rich person” – a “job creator” – I got to enjoy this free view of Niagara Falls from my free hotel room on the 29th floor of the Fallsview Casino Resort where I got to perform comedy and music with Joe Piscopo and Don Novello last week and get paid, by the “rich person,” aka “job creator.”

Joe, Don and me.

This war in the capital right now is a war between communism and capitalism. If Obama calls the “rich jet owners” evil or greedy one more time, I will explode.

Rich people are job creators … whether they mean to be or not. Don’t people with mansions need employees, accountants, lawyers, gardeners, decorators, lots of plumbers, assistants, maids, cooks, dog walkers and comedians?

Obama the Marxist quoted the Communist Manifesto when he said, “Spread the wealth.”

Communists “spread the wealth” by stealing from the rich and giving to the poor – over-taxation, fees, fines, over-regulation. Communists don’t have a middle class. Everyone is poor except the elite: Reid, Pelosi, Jarrett, czars and Dictator.

Capitalists “spread the wealth” by creating jobs for the poor who then have the opportunity to work their way up to being the boss and the job creator themselves. This is motivating, an incentive to work hard and do your best.

I’d rather “spread the wealth” with capitalism.

The movie industry can only happen in a capitalistic system. That’s why Michael Moore and I are happy we were born in America because we love to be in movies. My latest role was in the romantic comedy “Marriage Retreat,” release date Aug. 23, 2011. (Available at Pureflix.com, local Christian book stores, walmart.com, netflix.com, Blockbuster) David A. White, the producer, is the perfect example of the joys and opportunities of capitalism. He used to be “poor” and now he is a “job creator” – and he gave me a job! Yay!

David A. White’s dad was a Mennonite preacher. David had electricity and a TV, but was not allowed to dance, smoke, drink or go to movies. David says, “I became a Christian at age 4. I turned from my wicked ways and decided to walk the straight and narrow – but seriously, I actually remember coming to the Lord then and starting my long walk with Him.”

His parents were quite shocked when he decided to go to Hollywood to be an actor, but “my father told me the coolest thing a dad could say: ‘Son, we support you wherever you go, as long as you follow the Lord’s leading.’”

David got his first acting job, on the Burt Reynolds sit com “Evening Shade,” after only six months in Los Angeles. He was 19. Burt created the role for him and it lasted four years.

David says, “If you can make a living doing what you love, that is a blessing. The Lord, over the years grew a seed in my heart to make faith-based films. I’d been acting in them since I was 20. He kept giving me films in this genre. I became interested in other facets of filmmaking. It’s an honor to be doing films that honor Him.” David now not only acts, but writes, directs, edits and produces.

David met his beautiful wife of eight years, actress Andrea Logan White, at church in Malibu. “She tried to run away from me for a year and a half but I persisted, and the Lord blessed me.” They have been in five films together so far, and she was part of the creation of “Marriage Retreat.” Their children are 5-year-old Ethan and 1-year-old Ocean.

“Marriage Retreat” is about three couples who think they are going to a 5-star resort to have fun but end up at a physically and spiritually rigorous retreat that puts their marriages back on the right track, under God.

My character co-stars with Jeff Fahey (“Lost,” “Silverado,” “Miami Vice,” etc.) as the owners and counselors of this marriage retreat. While we help others, we are working on our own marriage.

I’ll be working with David and Andrea again on the upcoming GMC movie “Brotha White” where I play “the mother in law”!

Obama’s idea of “rich people” is anyone who makes $250,000 per year. I must say that is not “rich” to a small-business owner. (I hate this whole class-warfare thing. It reeks of covetousness.) But, Obama is a Marxist. Marxists don’t even believe in private property  So, I guess to a communist, $250,000 is a lot of money (for the other people to have.)

In the U.S. now, the wealthiest 1 percent of the population earn 19 per­cent of the income but pay 37 percent of the income tax. The top 10 percent pay 68 percent of the tab. Thank you, “rich people.”

I asked David A. White, my “job creator,” if he thinks it’s more difficult for a Christian to be successful as an actor than a non-Christian. He said, “Sure, on the one side, the roles are limited that we can take, but on the other side, we are followers of the most high God, so we can’t really complain now, can we?” Amen.

Here’s a home video of me backstage at Fallsview Casino Resort. Thank you, Lord, for “rich people.”

I’m standing in line at my bank in Miami wearing my “Hay Un Comunista Viviendo En La Casa Blanca” T-shirt. No one speaks English here. I’m thinking about the recent headline, “The world’s biggest economy runs out of cash on Aug. 2.” Another crisis our communist president is using for his evil plot to shut America down. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”

Let’s see, there was 1) that flu “crisis” – we were supposed to stop public transportation and flying; remember Biden told us it was unsafe to fly because of the germs? 2) the banking “crisis” – had to urgently pass the “Stimulus” bill and pay off all Obama’s supporters … to get the economy going?! 3) the health-care “crisis” – the best health-care system in the world suddenly had to urgently change for some reason, had to get socialized medicine; 4) the oil-spill “crisis” – had to quit drilling! Lose jobs. Depend on foreign, enemy oil; 5) The global warming, I mean, climate change “crisis”! – the government must take our light bulbs away and limit our showers! Windmills now! Solar panels, ASAP! 6) the hacking into the Internet “crisis”! That blonde Swedish guy and Rupert Murdoch! Oh no! Government, please control our Internet and phones!

It’s so obvious that Dictator “O” is trying to crash our economy. Hey, Congress, I know what to eliminate to save money: Obamacare! Duh! Aug. 2 is my birthday, so it’s weird to hear it on the news all day. I’m still in line at the bank and in a hurry. I have to fly to Niagara Falls, Canada, today to do stand-up comedy with Joe Piscopo and Father Guido Sarducci. My dogs are in my car. I left the air conditioning on for them, so the key is in the ignition, and I’m watching out the window for car/dog thieves.

Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci), me and Joe Piscopo

Sometimes I’m glad that most Americans aren’t paying attention. They aren’t panicking like he wants them to. Out of 300 million Americans, how many have read the book with all the facts, “The Manchurian President” by Aaron Klein? I’m reading it now and I want to educate everyone, so I’m wearing the Spanish version of my educational T-shirt. On the back, it says, “Votemos Para Sacarlo. Todavia Lo Podemos Hacer?!” This means, “Vote Him Out. Are we still allowed to do that?!”

I approach the young bank teller and she reads my shirt and giggles. I turn around so she can see the back, and a Cuban woman in line reads the front of my shirt and mumbles under her breath, “Don’t say that.” I mumble back, “I have proof.”

I leave quickly because I don’t want to start a scene. You see, that’s the thing. No one wants to believe it. They are purposefully burying their heads in the sand.

Liberals become conservatives when they get the facts. Hear the story of Anne Marie’s transformation:

Now it’s sunset and I’m sitting here in Canada looking out the window of my hotel at the gorgeous Niagara Falls. I can’t move my eyes away. I haven’t done my act in a while. I hope I remember it. I had to get “bra extensions” for my bustier because it wouldn’t close in the back! I’d never even heard of them before. Aging. Don’t like it.

On the drive from the airport, I asked my limo driver what Canadians think about our new communist president.

He moaned, then said, “I think he’s more than a communist. … It’s about the whole world.”

I said, “You mean like the Illuminati?”

He nodded.

“Globalist?”

He said, “Yes. They took a poll of all the leaders of all the countries and they asked who they’d pick as a leader if they had to right now. They all answered Obama.”

“No.”

I started telling him the facts I was learning about Obama’s past from the documented, footnoted, highly researched book “The Manchurian President.”

“As a child, Obama attended Sunday School at the First Unitarian Church of Honolulu, a radical activist ‘church’ that hid draft dodgers and that was ‘strongly linked’ to William Ayers’ Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) that ‘aspired to overthrow U.S. institutions, remake the American government in a Marxist image, and help our enemies be victorious on the battlefield in Vietnam.’”*

“Church” is intentionally the wrong label. It’s not a Christ/Bible-based gathering, but the opposite – more of a God-hating, community-organizing, social justice, radical, troublemakers meeting. “Many of the members were children of parents who were in the Communist Party.” Obama’s parents, grandparents and childhood mentor, Frank Davis, were communists! Obama has personal ties to pro-PLO, anti-Israel Rashid Khalidi, and Chicago crook Tony Rezko; as well as communist-linked Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod, who was also mentored by a communist. “Hamas” endorsed him for president. The Apollo Alliance and Van Jones … and I’m only on page 17.

My limo driver interrupted, “I know. I agree with you.”

“But, the media isn’t telling anyone! How can an entire industry make an agreement to keep a secret? No one has secrets anymore. No one except Obama. Did he have girlfriends? Boyfriends? No one remembers him from Columbia University! Is Canada worried?”

“People only get concerned when it affects them. We’re doing OK … right now.”

“We’re not. They’re doing cutbacks on the police now. People are losing their homes.”

“I know. I know.”

“How do you guys like socialized medicine. We have that now.”

“Oh, it’s pretty good, you know.”

“Then, why do Canadians and Brits come to the U.S. for surgery because the waiting list is too long and they can’t wait for …”

The limo driver said, “Oh yes, that’s true. And now, we have a shortage of antibiotics and some necessary medicines.”

I said, “Now that America is socialist, where are Canadians gonna go to get famous?! You know, Gilda, Lorne, Ackroyd, Norm McDonald, Michael J. Fox, Martin Short … you have a lot of funny people. Where are they gonna go now?! Capitalism is the only system where people can make a million dollars a week just telling a few jokes.”

I asked my limo driver if I could video him and he said no.

I’m worried about this Rupert Murdoch thing. It seems contrived. It reeks of the Obama administration trying to silence the one channel that doesn’t worship Obama. If Fox News disappears, freedom of speech is dead. I already have to jump through hoops to find Glenn Beck. I’m jonesing for his 5 p.m. show that doesn’t exist anymore.

Well, now I have to shake reality off and go rehearse for the comedy show tonight. Nehemiah 8:10: “The joy of the Lord is my strength.”

* See my Vietnam story at http://www.vickigoestowashington.com.