“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Pastor,” the embarrassed woman said after the church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.”
“To be honest, I did find it rather disconcerting,” the reverend replied.
“Oh, it’s not a reflection on you,” insisted the parishoner.
“Bob has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.”
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