I need to get off my chest
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Bob and Joe, old friends who haven’t seen each other in years, meet unexpectedly.
“Joe!” says Bob.
“Bob!” says Joe, “How are ya? It’s been years!”
“It sure has!” says Bob, “But listen, I’m in a rush right now. Why don’t you come to my place tomorrow and we’ll catch up?”
“Sure!” says Joe. “Tell me how to get there.”
“Ok. I live at 110 Lexington, apartment 12. Come to the lobby door and press the buzzer with your right elbow. Push the door open with your left foot when I buzz you in. Go to the elevator and use your nose to press the call button. Apartment 12 is on the third floor, so use your left elbow to press the button, then come along to my apartment and give the door a tap with your right foot, and I’ll let you in.”
“Ok Bob. But why all the elbows and feet and noses?” asks Joe, perplexed.
Bob says, “What, you’re coming empty handed?!”