Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: “$500 Porsche! New!”
The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot.
So he went to the woman’s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand-new Porsche.
“Wow!” the man said. “Can I take it for a test drive?”
Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly, and he took it back to the woman’s house.
“Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?” he asked.
“My husband just ran off with his secretary,” she responded, “and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money.”