The Chicago way.
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A man was telling his co-worker that the company was planning to transfer
him to Chicago. He explained that he would quit his job before he’d even
consider moving to the “crime-ridden city.”
His co-worker urged him to reconsider.
“Chicago is a magnificent city with world-class museums, great restaurants
and shopping, and good public transportation. In fact, I worked in Chicago for
almost 10 years, and in all that time I never had a problem with crime while on
The first man asked “What did you do there?”
The co-worker replied, “I was a tail-gunner on a bread truck.”