Changes daily.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s

offering:

A couple of North Dakota farmers were fed up with Obama and Washington:

taxes, regulations, Obamacare and the like. They decided to declare war on the

U.S. and assembled their resources: Half a dozen men, some pickups and a tractor.

They called Obama to alert him to the war, and he responded that he had

access to hundreds of thousands of members of the U.S. Army and state-of-the art

weapons at his disposal. The farmers hemmed and hawed a little, then told Obama

they’d call back.

The next day, they reported to Obama the war still was on. They’d recruited a

few more farmers, a couple of combines and a fishing boat. Obama noted he had

access to hundreds of thousands of members of the U.S. Navy , their warboats and

the U.S. Marines. The farmers, again, said they’d call back.

On the third day, the farmers told Obama war still was on. They had a

cropdusting plane, a few more farmers and access to a couple of grain silos. Obama

said with his access to the U.S. Air Force, he had more than a million men to fight

them.

For the third time, the farmers said they’d call back.

On the fourth day, the farmers told Obama the war was off. He congratulated

them on their decision and asked what convinced them.

“Well, Mr. Obama,” the farmers’ spokesman said, “we talked it over and

decided there was just no way we would be able to feed a million prisoners.”

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great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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