Don’t make the cut.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

The art-supply store sold artists’ canvas by the yard. It came in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: “Can you please cut some canvas for me?”

Clerk: “Certainly, what width?”

Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) “Scissors?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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