No bounds.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.

Here is today’s offering:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant.

I’m a very good looking girl
who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and
fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your

I’ll be at the front door when you get home
from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (555) 555-5555 and ask for Daisy.

More than 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane

Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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