Drives hard bargain.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer responds, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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