Swallow their pride.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Having moved into his first apartment, a son invited his parents for a visit.

As they walked in, he asked if they’d like a cold drink. Mentally patting himself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, his father said, “Yes, what do you have?”

He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and replied, “Pickle juice or water.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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