Stump new mother.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A pregnant woman is driving down the street when she gets into a fender

bender and is out cold for a week. When she awakens, she realizes she is

no longer pregnant.

“What happened to my baby!” she frantically asks the doctor.

“Ma’am, you had twins!” the doctor replies. “A healthy boy and a girl. Your

Uncle Jack came in and named them.”

“Oh, no,” the woman says. “Not Uncle Jack! He’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow,” the woman says, “that’s not such a bad name – I like it! What’s the

boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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