Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
It’s Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink.
“What the heck is that?” the annoyed customer asks.
“It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park.”