Perfect spouse.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.

Here is today’s offering:

A young lady visited a computer dating service and inquired, “I’m

looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?”

The matchmaker said, “What exactly are you looking for?”

“Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty,

knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me

the whole day at home during my leisure hours if I don’t go out. Be able to

tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and

be silent when I want to rest.”

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a

matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.

The results read, “Buy a television.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the

WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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