Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive
“Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What
do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to
spend. Can you show me something a little less expensive?”
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.