And short of it.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


“Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all

concerned parties to be imperceptible and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon

said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent

maintenance procedures.”

In other words, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

Got a

great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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