In the bathroom.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

I was in the public toilet and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi, how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine.” The voice said, “So what are you up to?”

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here.”

From next door I hear, “Can I come over?”

I reply, “I’m kinda rather busy right now.”

The annoyed voice replies, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.”

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