Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A first grade teacher handed out a coloring page to her students – on it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella.
“When the class handed them in, one little boy had colored the frog bright purple. The teacher scolded him, asking, “How often have you seen a purple frog?”
“The little boy answered, “The same number of times I’ve seen a frog holding an umbrella.”