Of his affection.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here

is today’s offering:

“I saw you kissing my sister last night!” jeered the brat to the embarrassed


“All right all right! Not so loud,” said the teen. “Here’s fifty cents to keep

your mouth shut.”

“Gee, thanks! And here’s twenty-five cents change.”

“Twenty-five cents change? What for?”

“I like to be fair,” said the youngster, “and it’s the same price for


Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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