Shot glass.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to

its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

The preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock,

whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and

occasional shotgun blasts at some of them.

“Can’t you see, Ben,” intoned the parson, “that not one good thing comes out

of this drinking?”

“Well, I sort of disagree there,” replied the backslider. “It makes me miss the

folks I shoot at.”

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a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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