Editor’s note:Do you need something to
smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by
readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the
Day. Here is today’s offering:
Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his
co-workers noticed and asked what happened.
Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up
once in a while.”
“I never knew you played hockey.”
“I don’t,” said Andy. “I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup playoffs last year
and put my foot through the TV.”
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.