Closes the deal.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

“So, how did you do?” the boss asked his new salesman after his first day on the road.

“All I got were two orders.”

“What were they? Anything good?”

“Nope,” the salesman replied. “They were ‘Get out!’ and ‘Stay out!”‘

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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